Sweet Dreams
(Source: melissa-christie)
Posts tagged zombie
So I see a lot of stuff from Cracked on digg and usually its just fodder for getting you to turn the page and see new banner ads, but this little list makes perfect sense to me.
I would really enjoy a zombie infestation. I just want the chance to be a hero to some poor ragtag band of survivors who are depending on me, my auto shotgun and baseball bat to save them and destroy the oncoming horde. The feeling I would relish from tossing a pipe bomb into a charging crowd of undead brain eaters would seriously outweigh the pleasure I derive for fixing a confusing networking problem.
The sense of justice I would feel turning some decaying chump’s head into a canoe before he eats my partner would seriously overshadow the sense of empowerment I have when I curse out some rude jerk on the street.
Basically…I’m saying read the list. Chuckle at the choice of pictures, and tell me something. Would you want to be beside me during a Zombie Apocalypse?
