The more I look at the utility bills and phone bills and cable bills I get, the more clear it is to me, we’d all be better off living in huts.  I am so tired of having every person or company I am forced to interact with trying to get one over on me.  Doesn’t anyone out there just run an honest business anymore? 

Patricia: I wonder where we’ll end up?
Joe Banks: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.

-Joe Versus the Volcano

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