I am known for having a quick tongue. I once burned this guy so bad that I actually regretted it. He set me off one too many times and I burned him severely ending my tirade with the unrelenting ferocity of the mentally disabled, I closed with ” …and you will die alone.” Well it certainly shut him up for the day. I expected the next day for either whispers that he’d killed himself to be circulating, or that he would find a gun and come to class and shoot me like a Pearl Jam video.
But this shit is funny. He wasn’t, He was sad. But geeks not being able to score…that’s funny.
